• Because I don't want to "settle" like you did
• Why must I do everything that's trendy?
• My many lovers would never understand
• What? And lose my tax advantage?
• I'm still working on a Total Quality Checklist for a mate
• No one I've met is stupid enough to want marriage
• Why? Do you get a commission on the license?
• I'd probably have to give up sleeping around
• I thought about it many times, but then I always sober-up
• My Minister is always on vacation when I'm ready
• I'm not willing to give up on love yet
• I'm waiting for them to come out with a marriage-divorce package
• I've found a ring cuts off your circulation
• The voices have advised me against it for now
• When my parents and grandparents do, so will I
• All of my gold-leaf stationary is printed with "Ms" on it
• I'm saving-up first for the high cost of divorce
• A mate would expect me to come home every night
• I'm no good at all in picking-out names for kids
• I'll wait until I'm desperate like you did
• Marriage would probably cut into my on-line Internet time
• I'm looking into this new "Mate of the Month" club
• The government has asked me to stay single until I finish my assignment
• I have to wait for the stars to be properly aligned