- Dogs do not have problems expressing affection
in public. - Dogs miss you when you're gone.
- Dogs look at your eyes.
- Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
- Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
- Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
- Dogs understand what "no" means.
- Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
- (Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch
and they never laugh at how you throw). - Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent,
because they know the most important thing is that
you're together. - Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot
come inside. - Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
- Dogs are nice to your relatives.
- Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
- Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
- Dogs admit it when they're lost.
- Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their
stuff. - Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
- Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than
they do. - Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
- You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
- You never wonder whether your dog is good
enough for you. - You can train a dog.
- You can force a dog to take a bath.
- Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon
you for a younger owner. - Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
- The worst social disease you can get from
dogs is fleas. (OK, the *really* worst disease
you can get from them is rabies, but there's
a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that
gave it to you.)
