• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can never be pregnant.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You never have to drive to another Petrol station lavvie because this one is just too icky.
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• Wedding dress £2500. Morning suit rental-£125.
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.  
• One mood all the  time.  
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.  
• You know stuff about tanks.  
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.  
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.  
• If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.  
• Your underwear is £4.95 for a Six-pack.  
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You almost never have zip problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• Everything on your face stays its original colour.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.  
• You can play with toys all your life.  
• One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.  
• You can wear shorts no matter how your fat legs look.  
• You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.  
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.  
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.  

​No wonder men are happier!