- "If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum." - "If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off
your butt and find something better." - "If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. " - "If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. " - "If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive. " - "IF you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated
woman." - "If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor." - "If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob."" - "If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful." - "If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious." - "If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore."
