•  Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

•  Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

•  Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

•  Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

•  Why is a boxing ring square?

•  Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

•  Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

•  Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

•  Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

•  Why is it that to stop Windows 95, 98, 2000 and NT, you have to click on "Start"?

•  Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

•  Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

•  Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

•  Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

•  Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

•  Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

•  Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

•  Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

•  You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

•  Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

•  Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

•  Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you're not supposed to drink and drive?