The schools second grade had a substitute teacher arrive to help out one day.

Wanting to make a good impression with the children she caught all there attention and with a very cheerful smile she said "Good morning children! Let's all start off this morning by getting to know one another,ok?"

So she walked over to the chalk board an introduced herself buy telling them "Now, my name is Miss Prussy, that's like pussycat only with an 'R'".

The next morning she began her class buy asking if anyone could remember her name.

"I do,I do" yelled out Little Johnny from the back of the class. "You're Miss Crunt, that's like what daddy calls mommy but you use a 'R'.