- Women are like blue jeans,
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced. - Women are like computers,
they take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one. - Women are like country western songs,
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot. - Women are like fax machines,
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights. - Women are like horses,
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after. - Women are like parking meters,
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences. - Women are like parking places,
The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. - Women are like political campaign contributors,
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them. - Women are like refrigerators,
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one. - Women are like Saran Wrap,
Useful but clingy. - Women are like the stock market,
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful. - Women are like turnpikes,
You pay to get on them, and you pay to get off them.
