- don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
.. - always look younger
.. - find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
.. - can always see their toes and shoes
.. - can sleep on their stomachs
.. - have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
.. - know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
.. - know that everything more than a handful is wasted
.. - can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
.. - can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking
themselves out
