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Never do housework.
No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. - Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
- Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
- What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
You shut the door. - So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
- If they put a man on the moon -
they should be able to put them all there. - Tell him you're not his type -
you have a pulse. - Never let your man's mind wander -
it's too little to be let out alone. - Go for younger men.
You might as well - they never mature anyway. - A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is
unquestionably gay. - Men are all the same -
they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. - Definition of a bachelor
:- a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. - Women don't make fools of men -
most of them are the do-it-yourself types. - The best way to get a man to do something
is to suggest they are too old for it. - Love is blind,
but marriage is a real eye-opener. - If you want a committed man
look in a mental hospital. - The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions. - If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,
tell him cheque books. - A man's idea of serious commitment is usually,
'oh alright, I'll stay the night". - Women sleep with men, who if they were women,
they wouldn't even have bothered to have lunch with. - Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes,
it means you laugh at his. - If he asks you if you're faking it tell him no,
you're just practicing. - Sadly,
all men are created equal. - When he asks you if he's your first tell him,
"You may be, you look familiar". - The main point of having a boyfriend is
so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of a 'former
boyfriend". - There are two significant influences in a man's life
and they are both his mother. - There are a lot of words that you can use to describe men -
strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong - but you could still use
them.
