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"You feel almost as good as my wife."
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"You know, your mother is so much better!"
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"Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?"
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"Oh my God!!! 3.5 seconds, a new record"!!!!!!
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"Do you mind? I'm trying to watch TV."
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"Darling, don't you think that the ceiling needs painting?"
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"Oh Janet!" . And your name is Carol
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"Oops I did it again."
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"Will you please hurry up there is a really good movie coming on in one minute."
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"Is it hurting? I can't even feel it."
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"Is it in yet?"
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"Do you think your sister would like to join us?"
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"I think we should paint the ceiling ivory"
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"Are you sure you're not named 'Speedy Gonzales'."
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"Oops, sorry I called you by your brother's name."
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"Did you just have salami for lunch?"
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Fart, giggling, fart, giggling, fart, giggling.
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"WRONG HOLE!!!"
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"Finished! I didn't think you started yet."
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Laughing with the explanation: "I just remembered a joke I heard today."
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"But you said you would be through by the time the commercial was over."
