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Notice! Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll!
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Well, if Jerry Springer isn't educational TV, why does it make me feel so much smarter?
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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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I tried to get in touch with my inner child but he isn't allowed to talk to strangers.
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I have to take my paycheck to the bank ...
it's too little to go by itself. -
We're lucky to have C-SPAN.
Not many countries can watch their government inaction. -
Mountaintop Glue-Ru: "Stick to it! Stick with it! Stick it out! Stick to your guns! Stick up for yourself! ..."
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I must be following my diet too closely ...
I keep gaining on it. -
Welcome to Megacomputer's 24-hour helpline.
If you have been waiting LESS than 24 hours, please remain on the line ... -
Whenever I'm in a mood to watch the world go by, I just keep to the posted speed limit.
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"You should communicate with your muscles." ... "I don't talk to strangers."
