With Professional Wrestling being so popular it's time for :

You might be too into Wrestling if...

• You light your bed on fire and fight your brother in it.
• Your teacher gives you detention, you give them a Stone Cold Stunner and walk out of class, flashing your middle fingers.
• You leapfrog over people while playing football, then you turn around and clothesline them.
• You publish a shirt that say's Jay Leno 1-0 Who's Next.
• Every time you sit down at a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault onto it
• After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back
• You chokeslam your cat.
• You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count
• Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.
• When you put your kids to bed, you tell them to "Rest In Peace"
• You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.
• Instead of opening a can of tuna you open up a can of whoop ass on your cat.
• In school cafeteria you come up behind and hit a kid with a chair and look around for crowd responses.
• You walk down the aisle at a church giving high fives as the people hold up signs and chant your name.
• You won't come out of your room till your parents play your theme