Making a speech against the proliferation of X-rated videocassettes, the mayoral candidate said, "I rented one of these cassettes and was shocked to find by my count five acts of oral sex, three of sodomy, a transsexual making love with a dog, and a woman accommodating five men at once.

If elected, I vow that tapes such as these will no longer befoul our fair community."

He concluded the fiery denunciation by asking, "Are there any questions?"

Five people shouted in unison, "Where'd you rent the tape?"