• Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
• Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime
• Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb
• Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed
• Yo momma so short she models for trophys
• Yo momma so short she pole vaults with a toothpick
• Yo momma so short she has to look down to look up