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Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle
- Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper
- Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back
- Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree
- Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying
- Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand
- Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it
- Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles
- Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaude
- Yo momma has no ears I seen her trying on sunglasses
