-
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she
asks, "What's this?" you realize you just dropped the
company's deposit in a mailbox and gave her your mail. - As a woman comes into the store, you turn to the
other salesman and say, "I waited on the last fat ugly
old lady. This one's your turn!" Your boss is standing
behind you. It's his wife. - While your boss is at lunch, you sneak in and look
at some confidential information on his computer. You
spill coffee on the keyboard. It shorts out. - You return from a week's vacation to find that you
had scheduled *this* week as vacation, not last week. - You take a "sick" day. The next morning the boss
asks you, "So, how was the fishing on Rock Creek
yesterday?" - You wake up hung over. You have a black eye and
barked knuckles. Your underwear is missing. You're in
jail. Last night was the company Christmas party.
