- Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.
- Your suggestion box starts ticking.
- Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1,
the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3. - You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed,
and have less than you've ever had. - The simple instructions enclosed aren't.
- People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.
- You see your wife and your girlfriend having lunch together.
- The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.
