- Starbucks has decided to use you as their official mascot.
- You've ever carried your coffee cup into the shower with you in the morning.
- You regard the fact that your hands are shaking as a good sign.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Colombia.
- You go to sleep just to wake up and smell the coffee.
- Your coffee pot is next to your bed and your alarm clock is in the kitchen.
- You've ever used the airplane's Call button just to get a coffee refill.
- You can't remember the last time you blinked.
- The dishes in your house are all coffee cups.
- Your dog's name is Folgers.
- You see nothing wrong with using water joe (caffeinated water) to make the coffee you use to take your no-doze.
- You could live in a desert like a hermit, eating bugs for food, as long as you had enough coffee beans with you.
- You dip your own espresso beans.
