• that "disturbance in the Force" was just last night's baked beans.
• you call your young apprentice, "Juner.(JR.)"
• your landspeeder has a gun rack.
• you call Yoda your Li'l green buddy.
• your X-Wing has a still in it.
• your lightsaber has a beer can crusher in the base.
• you have ever used a lightsaber to light the barbecue grill.
• you use Jawas for drink holders.
• you fight with a lightsaber in one hand and a spit cup in the other.
• you use a Jedi mind trick to stop the beer truck.
• your Jedi robe is camouflage colored.
• at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
• you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
• you have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing / bowling.
• your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
• you jump-start your lightsaber off a car battery.
• you got your lightsaber by sending in 750 Skoal Lids.
• you count B.O. as a Jedi power.
• you have ever used a lightsaber to skin a deer.
• you have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
• you can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE FORCE.
• your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"
• you have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
• the worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
• wookies are offended by your B.O.
• you have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
• you have ever used a light-sabre to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.
• you've got a stuffed womp rat from Begger's Canyon on your mantle.
• you've used a storm trooper helmet as a spitoon.
• you have ever used baling wire and/or duct tape to make repairs on your landspeeder.
• you feel that duct tape is like the force: it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
• you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
• you have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
• you ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
• you have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
• you suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
• you use your lightsabor as a bug zapper.
• you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father . . . and your uncle!"