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choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.
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you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
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in college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
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the sales people at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions
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at an air show you know how fast the skydivers are falling.
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you bought your wife/girlfriend (husband/boyfriend)a new CD-ROM drive (or a Palm Pilot) for her birthday.
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you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
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you can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting.
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you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
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you sit backwards on the Disneyland rides to see how they do the special effects.
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you have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
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you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
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you know what http:// stands for.
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you look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids' toys together.
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you see a good design and still have to change it.
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you spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.
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you still own a slide rule and know how to use it.
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you think that people yawning around you are sleep deprived.
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you window shop at Radio Shack
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your laptop computer costs more than your car.
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your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
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You've already calculated how much you make per second.
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you've tried to repair a $5 radio.
