- Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.
- You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
- In college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
- The sales people at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions.
- At an air show you know how fast the skydivers are falling.
- You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
- You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
- You see a good design and still have to change it.
- You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.
- You still own a slide rule and know how to use it.
- You window shop at Radio Shack.
- Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
- Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
- You've tried to repair a $5 radio.
