In recent discussions on today's serious diseases, one of the most
serious has been neglected:aneurysms.

Although it is more properly
categorized as an event (like a heart attack) than a disease, there are
many variations which many people not be aware of:

• People at sporting events frequently suffer from Faneurysms.

• Baseball fans in particular have Stan-the-maneurysms.
• People from Southern California have Taneurysms while
• People from New Jersey have Rosanne-rosannadaneurysms.
• Buddhist monks often have Yin-Yaneurysms and
• Overweight people suffer from Fat-in-the-caneurysms.
• On the highway, people get Vaneurysms but
• Truckers uniquely suffer from Carrivaneurysms.
• Japanese movie fans have Rodaneurysms.
• Much of the middle class suffer from Suburbaneurysms.
• Woman most often have Maneurysms while
• Men usually have Womaneurysms.