A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date, nor
any sex in quite some time.

She was afraid she might have something wrong
with her so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex
therapist.

Her GP recommended that she go see Dr.Chang, the well-known Chinese sex
therapist. So she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "Ok, take off all
your crose."

So she did.

"Now get down and crawl reery fass to the other side of room."

So she did.

"Ok, now crawl reery fass back to me."
So she did.

Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your problem vewy bad, you
haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or
dates."

Confused the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."